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Do you want to send an evil demon to yourself without any up side, and no getting rid of it? No? Well your gonna do it anyway.
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What your going to need:
*2 Candles
*A mirror
*A basement, attic that has a light that can be quickly turned off or on
*Thor, god of dildos (AKA ass)
*Ox blood
*A pet (One dear to you.)
*And a picture of you in a selfie.
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Steps:
#First off start this at 12:00p.m.
#Turn off your lights... ALL OF THEM.
#Have no friend around you (Oh wait you already completed that.)
#Heavely breath on your mirror
#Wait two seconds
#Place the photo of a selfie with you in it, between your butt cheeks (Odin, or thor i dont fucking know mythological shit!).
#Put your ass up to the mirror, and rub on it (The mirror you sick fucks)
#Poor the Ox blood all over your sink
#Then kill (I don't care how just do it.) your pet that you loved in a different room from your bathroom and your attic, basement.
#then place the corpse of your best friend in that bathroom
#Place down the two candles somewhere on the sink
#Light the first candle
#Before you light the second one chant this in the dark, alone... I am an internet addict, I am an internet addict, I am an internet addict and a loner.
#Quickly run into your basement/ attic.
#After your first step in close your eye's
#count to 10 open your eye's and turn on the lights in your basement/attic
#Go to the bathroom you placed the corpse in
#If you did it right you would be alive by now
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Great job! You summoned a demon in your home! And there's no way of getting rid of it!
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